6 Big Sisters

This is what happens when you are the little brother of 6 big sisters. They give you crackers and you wear whatever they put on you.

Noah's Ark

Just a couple of nights the kids grandparents  were in town so they got to see the lovely family in action. Lately during our dinners the conversations have been very interesting. The 3 year old was being obnoxious as usual and saying no about not sitting in his chair. Grandpa being the jokster that he is said, "Noah. Well I thought he was a Bible character." This got the children all talking about how he brought the animals in 2 by 2, then they started naming off all the animals that were brought on the ark. The 8 year old says," horses, and bears, and mules."
I stop her and say,"No. There were no mules but we are not going to talk about this again."

I was not going down the road of animals mating this time.

So The almost 10 year old pops up and says in a serious, but cute, matter of fact voice,

"Noah built an ark and God sent the animals in 2 by 2. Not 2 males not 2 females, but a MALE and a FEMALE, to repopulate the earth. The End.

I guess she has it all figured out.